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Whether you're a guild officer or a grunt, a GM or a rank-and-file, if your guild accepts applications for membership you've probably seen a few of them. Oftentimes guilds will have their applications posted in a public forum for all to see; other guilds will keep the applications in an officer-only forum. However, even when the apps are kept private, funny ones are re-posted for the rest of the guild to get a chuckle. Sometimes it's an application from a raid boss (I'm Ragnaros and I'd like to join <Raid Guild>!), sometimes it's an inanimate object or food item, and other times it's just a raider with a great sense of humor.

What's the funniest one you've seen? If it's contrived, what made it so funny? Give background if necessary.

My post is scheduled for this coming Monday, I'll link when it gets published.

I had an application from Ossiran once. I made it, but still.

Character Name: <Withheld>
Class: Priest
Armory link: <Withheld>
Why do you want to join this guild?: I believe I can be an asset to this guild in terms of its long term raiding goals.
Reasons for leaving your previous Guild?: Their goals and my goals no longer coincided. They wanted to back off from raiding and rebuild and I didn't have the patience.

What are your future aspirations?: To be an assassin.

(I almost wish I made that post up)

That's in RL, imo.

Attempt 1 : http://www.rampageguild.eu/e107_plugins ... .php?11626
Attempt 2 : http://www.rampageguild.eu/e107_plugins ... .php?11628
Decline 3 : http://www.rampageguild.eu/e107_plugins ... .php?11632

A couple of odd ones out of the literally 7 we have ever had:

http://flameshock.blogspot.com/2008/08/ ... tions.html

I don't even think I can post this on my blog:

Copy and paste this for applications:

Name:<withheld>
Class:hunter
Specialty? (What do you think you are best at, be specific): CC
Age: 13-14 in a month
Favorite Color: silva
Raid Experience: kara za ssc
Political affiliation: huh??
Do you watch E!? If yes, please list your favorites and why: no
When was the last time you thought yourself attractive? What made you think that?: umm girls r all ova me
Previous Guilds: <withheld>
If you were a donut, and there were many other donuts in the case with you, why would people want to try you?: im filled with white cream

Lightning Round - Please Answer using a scale of 1-10 --
Gay? i aint
Fat? nope got a body
Cheerful? always

Please include a one paragraph description of the things you hold in high regard as an individual. Feel free to include specific examples of your virtues. hyper ADHD kid cool GF and i got a hand job during juno Oo yepp yep thts about it .

Thanks.