The Warchief's Command Board

Garrosh · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:56 pm

Blog Name: The Warchief's Command Board

Blog URL: http://commandboard.wordpress.com/

Blog Focus: A humorous take on Azeroth through the eyes of Garrosh Hellscream

Character Name: Averry

Character Server: Kargath (US)

Other Information: Garrosh introduces himself a bit better than I can on his behalf:

Greetings loyal citizens of the Horde! LOK'TAR OGAR! And you Alliance people, well, I guess hello to you too. Mostly Ogar in your case.

I am Garrosh Hellscream, mighty and really awesome Warchief of the Horde! I'm posting here (with the aid of my goblin tech guy Spazzle) to invite you to visit my personal blog, The Warchief's Command Board. I've decided to start the blog to provide an insight into the day to day life of the leader of the Horde -- my thoughts, my experiences, and the many many many many things that annoy the living crap out of me.

Come by and lave a look, and feel free to leave a comment or send an e-mail -- which will, I promise you, be personally read by your Warchief! LUCKY YOU.

(Obligatory disclaimer: This blog is, as should be obvious, a parody. It's an ongoing exercise in not taking anything even remotely seriously...well, mostly. I offer no guarantees of an accurate representation of what Garrosh is actually thinking --but it's a kick conjuring up possibilities. Hope you come by and enjoy!)

Jamin · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:14 pm

Welcome to the community!

Your blog sounds interesting, I'll make sure to check it out

Edenvale · **Posted:** Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:27 pm

Funniest blog ever.

Don't be too mad about the lemon squares.

Windsoar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:31 am

Welcome to BA!

Bring on the funnies!

I would ask that you please add the following formatting to your introduction just to make it easier for everyone to see your vitals.

Cheers!

Garrosh · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:50 pm

Original post updated to follow the appropriate template -- apologies for not doing so originally. Hopefully it's okay that I retained a chunk of my original babble to give Garrosh his own voice at the end.

Speaking of which, erm, yeah, back into characerrrraaaAAAAA HA HA! I'm famous! THANK YOU, PEOPLE OF THE HORDE for visiting my blog! Your loyalty and unrelenting devotion to your Warchief is appreciated!

And as for YOU, Edenvale, with your thoughtless Cooking-Award-devaluing distribution of my Greatmother's favorite recipe, I WILL BE SENDING MAROGG TO YOUR HOME immediately. YOU try finding something for him to do!

And seriously, no matter how hard he tries to push the Warsong quiche, don't. Really, don't.

Windsoar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:30 pm

Indeedb I didn't want to miss the Warchief!

Thanks!

Jamin · **Posted:** Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:24 pm

I can't help but create this hellish voice in my head when reading your writings XD

group5gal · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:49 pm

OH. MY. GOD.

Hillariousssssssssss. Straight to my blogroll and next "sharing my reader" post, good sir.
(poor Edenvale)

......lol, Antlers Mcbeardyface.......

Edenvale · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:44 pm

Oh, Warsong quiche you say....wonders off the the kitchen.

akabeko · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:15 am

All hail the Warchief!

Garrosh · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:37 pm

Thanks, everyone, for the visits and support! And group5gal, I'll definitely have my tech goblin Spazzle add a link to your blog to mine when he updates the site this week.

On it, boss!

STAY OUT OF MY FORUM POST, you insipid day-trading Muppet! It's bad enough I let you talk me into giving you a guest post on the blog!

Anyway, thanks again...new mailbag today! LOK'TAR!

Nelthie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:37 pm

Would you like a bunny, mister warchief Garrosh?
Bunnies are fluffy.

Saz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:30 am

Why Mr. Warchief, I wasn't aware that you were such a humorous one! I really must try that 'Earth Online' game that you mentioned, sounds marvelous. I now have you listed and look forward to gaining further insight to your mind.

Please send my regards to Spazzle, he's done a lovely job with your corner of the internet.

~Saz

Ps. You really should have kept at the poetry. You have a certain...finesse...with rhymes.

Garrosh · **Posted:** Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:22 am

Well who ever said I'd given up the poetry? Why, I've been posting new ones on the blog semi-sorta-kinda regularly! When I haven't been busy with inspection trips or answering my mail or PUTTING UP WITH THE CRASHING STUPIDITY OF THOSE AROUND ME.

Thanks for the support. Keep reading. LOK'TAR!

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